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<span style="font-family:Courier New;"><strong>Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition:</strong> </span>

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Day 419

[inspiteful]

[ Suddenly, without any prelude, preamble or really any explanation, Valor will receive some pictures of jewellery over Dissonance. They seem to be taken at the department store? ]

Skylark:
Skylark:
Skylark:

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: nice

[inspiteful]

Skylark: I found these while I was looking at clothes

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: why were you looking at bad end's clothes
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: none of us are your size
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: except maybe hellfire

[inspiteful]

Skylark: What no
Skylark: I just saw these while I was passing through
Skylark: Also I'm K height and that makes me taller than at least two people on Bad End

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: are you serious
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: shit
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: i'm fucking surrounded by pipsqueaks
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: do you want them???
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: is that why you're waking me up with random pictures of rings

[inspiteful]

Skylark: Try saying that to K's face
Skylark: While it would be nice to pick up some non-crystal jewellery at some point
Skylark: No, I'm waking you up with random pictures of rings because I thought you might like them

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: what
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: the truth???
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: anyway wanting to trade in crystals just shows that you have some fucking taste
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: thanks for the tip

[inspiteful]

Skylark: I dare you
Skylark: I wouldn't know if crystals are good or bad taste, but nonetheless
Skylark: You're welcome

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: where the fuck did you find them

[inspiteful]

Skylark: At the department store, on the floor with all the jewellery?

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: the problem with the floor with all the jewelry
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: is that it's a whole fucking floor
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: full of fucking jewelry

[inspiteful]

Skylark is typing...

...

Skylark is typing...

...

Skylark is typing...

Skylark: You know what, I'll come over

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: I'm on the second floor
Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: getting lunch

[it's probably not anywhere close to lunch time but who's counting]

[inspiteful]

Skylark: I wasn't aware that lunch was this early

[ But like, less than 10 minutes later, he's at the second floor looking for Valor. ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Cool Motive, Still Murder: Amnesia Edition: close enough

[Valor is in the Hawaiian cafe discovering the joys of spam musubi.]

[inspiteful]

[ Once he sees Valor, he approaches, waving. ]

... You really are eating lunch, huh.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Why would I tell you I was going to eat lunch and then not eat some fucking lunch?

[inspiteful]

Maybe to mess with me?

[ So he says, but he doesn't sound serious. ]

I'll show you where I found the jewellery.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Shitty fucking way to mess with someone.

[shoving the last bit of spam musubi in his mouth as he gets up]

Lead the way.

[inspiteful]

Noted.

[ But Lark will start walking! Taking an escalator, then leading Valor through aisles of jewellery from various different units, until they reach a display somewhere in the depths of the Bad End (???) section. He paused like, once or twice to get his bearings but otherwise didn't seem to be lost. ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[following along! definitely remembering this route so he can find this section again, in case it has Cool Bones in the future]

[inspiteful]

Hmmm...ah, here they are.

[ He picks up one of the ring he showed earlier! ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[let's say it's the first one]

...Vertebrae don't fucking look like this.

[inspiteful]

It's stylistic. You can't seriously be expecting a completely accurate rendition that's also practical?

...Actually, the fact you even know what vertebrae look like probably says a lot.